The Payday Bunch - Cash Advance Loan

Cash Advance Loan - Jan Loves Ron Kalish

Oh, he's so dreamy!

Marsha knew right away that her little sister, Jan Payday, was smitten. Everyone at school was talking all week about the new guy, this Ronald Kalish from the East Coast - Marsha didn't know what all the fuss was about, but Jan, Peter and Bobby knew. They could feel the excitement radiating out from this radical young Jew, and Peter was the first to introduce himself - better chances with the ladies!

In he comes, along with the cash advance loan

So thats how Ronald came to be at the Payday household, drinking lemonade and nibbling on some cookies directly beside Jan on the couch with nary a fast cash advance between them. She couldn't control her urges anymore.

- Ron? I think you are just the cat's pajamas. You're...groovy! Wanna go to the sock hop this Friday?

- Sure, you're pretty groovy yourself!

Marsha laughs lemonade out her nose, Peter looks away, hurt.

- But aren't dances expensive? How will we get all that money?

Jan and Marsha look at each other. the smile and yell simultaneously.

- Cash advance loan!

Ahhhh yes, the old cash advance loan. If there is anything the Payday children know its how to find and secure a quality cash advance. Even without the Internet and the incredible ease of the online cash advance, these resourceful teens know how to get fast money against their upcoming paychecks.

- You don't worry about a thing Ronald. Peter! Take Ron to go play football. We'll be back with a cash advance loanin no time.

Alice puts her foot down

The girls rush into the kitchen, leaving through the back door because they know how angry their mother and father would be if they knew about these proposed cash advance loans. they reach the door, and a broom handle slams down in front of them, blocking their exit.

- Alice!

Thats right. Alice took time from her crocheting, darning socks, washing pans etc. to have a talk with the Payday girls - except Cindy, that little sprite was hiding in the crawl space beneath the house with Bobby, trying to catch frogs with quarters. Quarters! Alice told Jan and Marsha there in that kitchen just how dangerous a cash advance loan could be, how the roll over fees and cost shock of a 300%, 500%, or even 1200% rate would be enough to flatten their credit and self esteem for years. In short, the cash advance loan just wasn't worth a night out with that groovy Ronald Kalish. But Alice could see Jan's disappointment, so she reached into her apron and pulled out $50 she had left over from a discrete cash advance she needed to buy more yarn.

Post Script

Jan and Ronald had a great time at the dance - but in the end he wound up kissing - you guessed it - Marsha! Peter found a new friend in a Japanese pen pal, and Bobby and Cindy? They finally caught their frog. Hooray!