The Payday Bunch - Cash Advance Loans

Cash Advance Loans - Mike And Carol Go To Hawaii!

Life in the Payday household is a wonderful one, filled with joy, laughter, mischief, fun, music, and fine American cookery thanks to the glorious Alice. But any life can wear a person down, and Mike and Carol are both feeling the strain:

It takes a lot of work to raise six kids, run an architectural firm and be active in the PTA.
Even with Alice there is always work to be done around the house - gardens don't weed themselves.
And to top it all off Greg, Peter and Bobby took out a cash advance and installed a sprinkler system in the girls' room!

Huh! Well, on a certain Friday afternoon Mike came home early from work just beaming. he ran into the house, grabbed Carol and told her to pack a "tropical bag," wrote a quick note to the kids and Alice, and whisked off to the airport. Mike took out a payday cash advance as well, and the Payday parents were going to Hawaii!

Aloha is Hawaiian for "enjoy your cash advance loans"

This wasn't his first time taking out cash advance loans, so not only was the entire process a breeze, but Mike qualified for significantly more money that any first-time borrower could hope for. Plane tickets, a hotel with lanai, Jeep rental, volcano tour, scuba lessons - everything was bought and paid for by cash advance loans against Mike's next paycheck. Sure he'd take a hit - the kids might have to eat sack lunches for a few weeks, but they'd make it a game, have fun with their situation and come through with shining colors!

- Wow Carol, maybe we should start taking out cash advance loans every two weeks. Head off to a different tropical locale? Last second getaways? Its romantic!

- Mike, be reasonable! you know you can't afford to pay $30 for every $100 every time we'd apply for a fast cash advance! And besides, we have all the children to think about - what are they supposed to do?

- Aww, Greg and Marsha are old enough to work! We could take out the cash advance loans and they could keep the jobs to fiance our vacations!

- Ok honey, you keep on dreaming.

- Awww....

Meanwhile, back at the Payday home

The Payday kids found the note their parents left when they got home from school - and almost instantly the adventures began. Greg took out a cash advance loan to buy a drum set and speakers, set up a stage in the living room and invited some of his musical friends over to jam. Marsha and Jan bought hairspray and makeup and came to the band practice disguised as groupies. Peter already had out too many cash advance loans to take out another, but he came to the party anyway while Bobby and Cindy took turns guarding Alice, who was locked in the pantry. When Carol and Mike returned home from their trip to find this scene of debauch and questionable motive, they laughed a hardy, untied Alice, took out a discrete cash advance and hired a cleaning crew to get everything back to the way it was. Just like old times!