The Payday Bunch - Discrete Cash Advance

Discrete Cash Advance - Alice's Secret!

Alice Nelson was the Payday's housekeeper. More than just a housekeeper, however, Alice was a friend. Without fail, she would always be ready and willing to lend a helping hand in any way that she possibly could - even if that meant taking out a payday cash advance to pay for Jan's prom date, helping Marcia finish her problem-plagued project for the upcoming science fair, or showing Peter how to stand up for himself when facing the menacing advances of the school bully. Alice would always come through in the end, exceeding the expectations of all with her expertly timed, deftly appointed cash advance loans. Accordingly, she was truly valued and revered among the many members of the Payday household.

It was almost if she, herself, was an actual member of the Payday family - taking out a fast cash advance, knowing how, feeling groovy.

Unfortunately, however, Alice's pay did not always reflect this supposed gratitude.

In fact, Alice was actually quite under-compensated when it came down to it. Unbeknownst to the Payday family, she only managed to survive on her meager salary with the help of a bi-monthly discrete cash advance. It was this private cash advance that enabled her to keep up her professional appearance, replete with perfectly pressed blue uniform, spotless white apron, and impeccable hairdo. She would never dare complain, however, as the Payday family were good to her, providing her with a place to live, a family to love, and endless laughs.

If only she didn't have to live in the shadow of the discrete cash advance!

Secretly, Alice often wondered how Mike and Carol would react if she approached them with the proposition of a slight raise - just enough so that she could say goodbye to the discrete cash advance once and for all. She even asked her boyfriend, Sam the Butcher, and he concurred that Alice needed to put her discrete cash advance days behind her.

One Sunday evening, while the kids were sound asleep, Alice confronted Mr. and Mrs. Payday with her dilemma. She kindly explained how her reliance on the discrete cash advance was leading her into an endless cycle which she could not escape, and gently pleaded her case for a miniscule increase in her compensation.

Unfortunately, Mike Payday had recently lost a big account for his architecture firm after Peter had mistakenly switched some blueprints with a poster encased in a similar looking yellow tube, and he could not afford to give Alice even the smallest of raises.

Never one to fret, however, Alice simply went back to her job as the best gosh-darn housekeeper in the whole entire world! We love you Alice!