The Payday Bunch - Fast Cash Advance

Fast Cash Advance - The New Kid In Town

All the Payday kids know just how dangerous a fast cash advance can be - but that doesn't mean other kids have the same impression.

One day, Bobby Payday came home from school with a new friend in tow. His name? Alex Fastcash, a new kid from Detroit, and while Mike and Carol didn't necessarily warm to his urban style of dress, they gave him the benefit of the debt, I mean doubt. Ha! Can't talk about Alex Fastcash without thinking about debt and cash advance loans - whoowee!

A backyard education in the fast cash advance

The second Alex and Bobby went into the backyard, Alex head form the shrubs. He crawled in, Bobby followed, and with the two of them sitting in Bobby's small fort Alex pulled something out of his pocket. A roll. Of paper.

What is it? Asked Bobby.

Idiot! Its $500 from a fast cash advance, stupid. I applied last night, and by this morning I had the moolah in my account.

You...you have a bank account? Wow!

A bank account? Ha! I have three bank accounts - one in Detroit, one where my dad lives, and now I have one here. I'm pretty awesome.

You sure are Alex. Can I see that cash advance?

NO way, dork!

Awww, filldesticks.

That night, at the Payday dinner table

Hey Jan, can you pass the greenbeans, dork?

Bobby!

Mom? Can I get a bank account and apply for a cash advance loan!

Good heavens Bobby why do you need a bank account?

Alex Fastcash has one, he has three! And he always has a fast cash advance ready to roll.

Bobby, I think its time for a father son chat. Can you take a walk with me?

And they walked, around the block, four times in a row, talking about the risks and advantages of a fast cash advance and why Bobby really wasn't ready for so much responsibility. They also decided Bobby shouldn't hang out with Alex Fastcash any more, and if Alex offered Bobby a fast cash advance he'd simply, politely deny the offer.

Thanks dad. You're the grooviest!

Most groovy, Bobby. Its most groovy. But thanks. lets get some ice cream.