The Payday Bunch - Payday Cash Advance

Payday Cash Advance - Hitting The Road

What a beautiful day for a payday!

Oh that Payday Bunch - such happy, carefree lives they live! Its a wonder they continually take out payday cash advances against their paychecks and allowances - and ALice on a housemaid's salary! Even more incredible was the lengths the Payday family put themselves through just to access each payday cash advance - no online cash advance options for them!

Where they found their payday cash advance

The only place the Payday's could get a payday cash advance was in a check cashing store, from a pawn shop, or from a loan shark. The loan shark was out of the question - Mike would build them a home without a second thought but he'd never borrow a dime from them. Pawn shops we're a little better, but every visit to the pawn shop for a single payday cash advance would turn into a six-hour exodus featuring Greg Payday in the used guitars and Jan payday crying near the mirrors. The only reliable, efficient place the Payday's could get a cash advance was from a check cashing store - and even these took significant amounts of time:

the Payday's lived in the sunny suburbs - worlds away form the military bases or inner cities where check cashing stores and the ubiquitous fast cash advance abounds.
Once they reached the stores Carol would insist on hunting for the cheapest payday cash advance, even though Alice continually claims to have found the most affordable cash advance loans in the country.
then they waited in line, filled out their forms in person, provided their IDs and pay-stubs, and then they were given a check - they didn't even get a direct cash advance!

But they needed that cash - the whole family knew it - so when the time came to take out another payday cash advance all the kids would gather around the front door in their Church clothes, Alice behind them with an accordion, and they'd sing songs about payday loans! Mike and Carol couldn't say no to singing - and they lived happily ever after.