The Payday Bunch - Payday Cash Advances

Payday Cash Advances

You could imagine the surprise on everyone's face when Bobby came in that afternoon - gold chains dangling down over his new mink coat, velour pants sweeping the carpet and attracting dust mites like a static pied piper. No doubt about it - Bobby took out some payday cash advances. The only question on all the Payday's minds was how he got it - no job, under sixteen, under ten, and now he has $500 from a payday cash advance that came form somewhere.

The reality behind Bobby's payday cash advances

So they say young Bobby down on the couch, the whole family gathered round, and they asked him where he got the money.

- No where! It was just some...some payday cash advances!

But they already knew that - how else could a person without any money get their hands on so much cash? The Payday's wanted to know how he got his cash advances - so he told them. The Payday Bunch is an honest bunch, and the little guy went ahead and gave up his secrets.

It turns out Bobby and Cindy we're taking slight detours on their walk home from school. Instead of following the direct line through the park, around the rear of the ice cream parlor and through the hedges of their neighbor's yard, they went around the park, took a left on 8th Street and hid behind a dumpster beside the check cashing store. There they met a homeless man named Mr. Quibble, and they convinced him to take out payday cash advances on their behalf. Simple enough, only Mr. Quibble turned out to be...Greg Payday!

The Counter Payday revolution

Thats right! Greg had fallen in with a bad crowd at school, he started ditching classes and hanging out in the alleyway. He knew Bobby and Cindy we're doing something bad, but he didn't care - he got them the payday cash advances they asked for and in return he just made them buy him a bottle of scotch for the trouble...

We apologize, this is extremely out of character for the Payday Family - none of the above ever happened. Its just so hard to find examples of payday cash advances in their lives. Only when online cash advances became available did the payday advance gain in popularity - and the Payday's are far, far behind that technological revolution. Apologies for the historical inaccuracies - may our payday Bunch souls avoid the fires.