http://www.paydaybunch.com/payday-advance/online-payday-advance.html An online payday advance can turn a good day into a great day. Just ask Jan and Cindy Payday, two youngsters who had the time of their life with an online payday advance. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 Jan Payday asked her adorable little sister Cindy Payday if she wanted to go to the park. Cindy said yes. Hooray! THe park can be so much fun...but not today. No, today the park was closed for maintenance and crime scene cleanup - and the two girls walked home dejected and bored. Just then Cindy, in the innocence of youth, had a brilliant idea! What if they applied for an online payday advance, got tons of money, and just went hog wild on a shopping spree downtown! Jan liked the idea - a lot. So much in fact that immediately when she got home she ran upstairs to her parents room, hopped on the Internet and applied for an online payday advance then and there. By the time the two girls rode the bus straight into downtown, the money was in Jan's checking account, and the two girls were ready to Spend Spend Spend! Spend! Spend! Spend! The online payday advance anthem. Spend spend spend! Spend cash my friend! On Barbies And Bracelets and fountain pens. No one can stop us we'll give them a chance. No one can stop the payday advance! Spend Spend Spend! Coming home to an angry mother Oh yes indeed, that online payday advance did just the trick. Washed away those boredom blues in a single cash fall out. When the girls walked into the Payday household still singing their song and wearing their brand new wardrobe bought with payday advances, the didn't see Carol at first. But soon enough they did - the singing stopped. Bags dropped. Eyes began to tear. - Mom! We didn't mean to apply for an online payday advance, it just kind of happened. - Can it Jan! And stop your crying Cindy, you little rat! - Mom?!?! - What? Yu think I would just laugh this one off? Let you spend all your father's hard earned money on clothes and...what is this? Fountain pens? Have you gone crazy? Are the two of you nuts? The girls cried and ran up to their room, both not coming down for supper than night. And they both vowed never to apply for another online payday advance for as long as they live, lest their reawaken that hideous succubus hiding in mother's bosom. Evil Carol! Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT