The Payday Bunch - Payday Advances

Payday Advances - Crunch Time Tools

Man alive, what Mike Payday wouldn't do for a whole truck load of payday advances right this instant. There he sits in the study, pouring over the finances of the Payday household while the rest of his family dines and makes merry at the kitchen table. Stupid Alice! Stupid mortgage! Stupid gas bill! Stupid hair dye! There he sits, cursing himself, knowing he needs payday advances to help him out of this mess but not knowing where to find a lender willing to give him $1000 in a few hours. Where? WHERE!

No sinking ships with payday advances

Then he found it - the online payday advance of his dream. The Internet - that newfangled invention coming out of somewhere called Seattle and San Jose - is crazy, but crazy in the best possible way. He performed a quick search on his wall-size computer, and within seconds found a payday advance willing to forward him not just $1000, but up to $1500 against his upcoming paycheck. YES! He could take care of the mortgage! he could take care of everything and still have money enough to buy his boys those guitars they've been asking for. Yes, he'd do it.

A big mistake, and Payday regret

he applied for his payday advances, the money arriving just in time. And he bought three brand new guitars with their own amp and the Payday household nearly about blew to smithereens. A party! And everyone was invited to come over and hear the musical genius as the Payday boys rocked the night away. And things kept on a rockin' just as Mike Payday planned - until his next paycheck arrived.

Architects make a lot of money - about $700 every paycheck. Wait...but the payday advances he took out were for $1500! OH NO! Oh yes! Mike Payday staggered back in horror when he realized the huge mistake he made. Not only would it take him three pay periods to be able to afford the whole amount, but each pay period he would be charged a huge roll over fee for not repaying his payday advances on time!Once again he sat at his desk, this time thinking about ending it all, when Alice came in and gave him $1500 she had stashed away for a rainy day.

"Well I'll be a horses uncle if it doesn't look like rain outside, Mr. Payday."

"It sure does Alice. It sure does."