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Payday Loan - The Legend Of Johnny Bravo

So, you've heard the rumors. You've heard the legend. You've even bought the magazines, listened to the CD, put up the posters, read the books, and watched the VH1 Behind the Music special - all paid for with a payday cash loan.

But have you ever heard the real story?

That is, do you know the true, uncensored story of the short-lived rock and roll legend known as Johnny Bravo?

It is the story of how two simple payday loans transformed an average teenage boy into one the greatest underground music legends to ever pick up a microphone. Grab your platform shoes and bell bottoms, take out some personal loans because this one is sure to last a while, and get ready for Johnny Bravo: Totally Uncensored.

The Beginning

It all started when Mike Payday took out a no faxing payday loan in order to buy an acoustic guitar as a Christmas present for his son Greg. Greg took to this new instrument like a fat guy takes to the resurgence of the McRib sandwich at Mcdonald's. In other words, he couldn't get enough of it. Greg was soon writing three chords songs about groovy chicks all day long. Clearly this was a man destined for international stardom.

He decided that he needed to share his talents with the outside world, so he took out a personal loan, caught the bus and went down to What's Shakin Studios to see super producer Tony Dynamite, the force behind such classics as Freddie Fox's 1969 hit "Flowerpot Lady," and Howie and The Hula Hoops' 1967 anthem, "My Groovy Comb." Unfortunately, the endlessly busy Mr. Dynamite had no interest in what Greg had to offer.

"You look like an amateur, kid," said Dynamite. "I only deal with stars. Stars who love the no fax payday loan - dig?"

The Big Change

Greg was crushed. Was the world just not ready for his incredible musical power? No, that could not be it. He needed to make a change - one that would allow superficial music execs like Tony Dynamite to see the massive greatness which he was just yearning to unleash. Greg needed a complete image overhaul, and that was going to require a payday loan.

Greg immediately contacted a company offering fast cash advances. They promised him that he could have a payday loan transferred directly into his bank account within 24 hours of application. He would only have to pay them a fee of about 15 dollars for every 100 that he was borrowing. He would then have until the arrival of his next paycheck in two weeks to pay back these fees, in addition to the total of the payday advance loan. And just like that, history was made.

The New Look

Armed with an arsenal of cash from his payday loan, Greg hit downtown Los Angeles in search of the hippest shops and the coolest digs. He found a sweet brown leather jacket, some skin-tight alligator pants, and the most happening shades he had ever seen. When he put them all on together he was no longer the same innocent kid that he once was. No, he had been transformed into a real rock star. He was, from that moment on, to be officially known as Johnny Bravo. Thanks to that cash loan, Johnny Bravo stepped into Tony Dynamite's office with a new look and a new found swagger.

"Now that is what I'm talkin' about," exclaimed Tony. "Me and you are gonna make a lot of money. Come sign the contracts!"

"But don't you want to hear my songs about nifty girls?" asked Johnny.

Unfortunately, Johnny's music was the last thing Tony Dynamite cared about. He rushed him into his studio to quickly record a record. "It's gold, baby," guaranteed Tony. The record was soon released, charting at a disappointing number 843 on the Billboard charts. It did, however, contain a few timeless tracks, including the upbeat "Payday Loan Rock," and the heartbreaking "Groovy Dry Cleaner Blues." Johnny was unfortunately dropped by his record label, and soon went back to being plain old Greg Payday. To this day, however, there are millions around the world who soundtrack their days and nights with his wonderful music, all made possible as a result of those two little payday loans.

Perhaps a fast payday loan can do the same for you? Perhaps a payday loan online can make your dreams come true!