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<title>No Fax Needed Payday Loan</title>
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<description>A no fax needed payday loan? The Payday family had never seen such a thing! But then again, they'd never believed in the progress of robotic technology either. Get with the times, family! Get with the no fax needed payday loan automaton!</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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	<description>"You know what we need?" It was Greg Payday again. With a crazy idea - again! The rest of teh Payday kids sat at the dinner table, eyeing their food, dreaming about the last payday loan they took out and how mad they were that they couldn;t apply again ever since mum and pop took the fax machine away. 

"Ok Greg, ok." Marsha said in a snippy tone. "You're so smart, you t hink you're so smart - what do we need?"

"A no fax needed payday loan." 

The children stopped dead in their thoughtful tracks. I,mmediately they knew what such an opportunity would mean. With a no fax needed payday loan they could get money pretty much instantly, wired directly into their bank accounts dad set up on each of their tenth birthdays, and there would be no evidence. None. 

"And I know how we can get a no fax needed payday loan," Greg continued. He stood, walked to the corner china hutch, pushed the large wooden block to the side and...

ROBOTS FOREVER!
He'd made a robot in shop class! A robot designed specifically for applying, securing, and delivering a no fax needed payday loan to anyone with the last name "Payday." What an incredible invention! What moxy! What daring do, innovation, pluck and guts and all other things inherently great to the inventing elite! 

The Payday children all gathered about Greg's no fax payday loan dispensing robot, applying for $500 loans a-piece, feeling good and making plans for their monies even before checking their acocunt balances - they were that sure in Greg's robot!

"Greg," Cindy Payday asked between licks of the robot's greased digits. "Greg, whats his name? Does your robot have a name, Greg? Oh Greg, what should we call him?"

"I have a name," said Peter Payday. "A great name, a proud name. A name that will have people from miles around staring ion envy at our new no fax needed payday loan pet."

"Whats that, Peter?"

"The robot's name is...Curtis!"

"Sweet name Peter! Thats totally awesome!" 

And thats the story of Curtis the Payday Advance Robot. 
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