The Payday Bunch - Payday Cash Loan

Payday Cash Loan - The Odd Man Out

Sometimes the only thing standing between us and a lifetime of popularity is cash. Remember that, and remember a payday cash loan is always around for any moment or need. Greg wants to be popular so badly he can taste it - and it tastes like lemon meringue pie!

Greg goes ga ga over a payday cash loan

Its prom night! And everyone is going ot the big dance! Marsha, Jan, Peter, Greg...Greg? Has anyone seen Greg? Oh, wouldn't you know it, Greg ran and locked himself in the bedroom with that no fax payday loan of his. Couldn't find a date for the prom we suppose, and he's in for a long night of desperate sobbing.

But whats this? Here he comes running down the stairs with a big grin on his face like he just took out a payday cash loan. And he did! He did take out a payday loan and he knows it will be in his account in a matter of hours!

First to the tuxedo salon to rent that snazzy double-brest. Sorry Greg, it only comes in blue. He'll take it - the payday cash loan doesn't care!
Then its off to the flower shoppe for a big bouquet of...whats this? Red roses? Greg! What are you doing?
Greg jumps into a taxi cab, hands the driver a fin and tells him to step on it - the guy has gone absolutely crazy with fast payday loan anxiety and pure lending speed!

The cab drops him off in front of a mansion in the best part of town with the best landscaping and driveway. He steps up to the front door, rings the bell, feels the confidence of a payday cash loan coursing through him. And she answers - the most popular girl in the school with the broken nose from cheerleading practice, recently dumped by her jock boyfriend because of the malformed visage. There they stand, face to deformed face - the wind blows gently at Greg's powdered tails:

- Hi, you might not know who I am, but I'm Grey Payday and I just took out the biggest cash loan of my life just to get this suit, buy these flowers, and take a taxi over to your house. And I was wondering, well, since you don;' have a date, and since I don't have a date - will you got o the dance with me?

- Of course I know who you are! We've known one another since the second grade!

- Well I...I didn;' think you noticed. You're so beautiful and all, and you handle your fast cash loanso groovy...

- You...you think Im beautiful?

- Of course! I...I think Im in love with you!

- Really? Because Im in love with you too Greg Payday!

- Great! We love each other so much!

Ahhh, romance

See what can happen when you take out a payday cash loan at the last minute? Its the stuff of dreams.