The Payday Bunch - Bad Credit Personal Loan

Bad Credit Personal Loan - Greg Goes Bananas

As the eldest Payday brother, Greg took it upon himself to take on as much responsibility as possible. He went to school and got terrific grades, played the guitar and crooned to all his would-beloves, even took out a bad credit personal loan every now and then to remain an individual capable of handling his own financial matters. He even had a job, a couple of them actually, and one night a take home project proved to be more than Greg could handle!

Greg and the last bad credit personal loan

Greg Payday worked nights as a watchman at the city zoo. One morning, coming off his shift and pondering yet another instant personal loan, Greg went out to the parking lot like usual, stepped into the Payday family station wagon as usual and started up the engine - vroom! - sounding strong as ever. Unlike usual however was the 400 pound ape laying sound asleep in the back seat! RIght away Greg knew he couldn't return the animal - his boss would accuse him of kidnapping! There was only one solution - take out a bad credit personal loan, build a cage in the back yard and take care of the gorilla on his own. Hello world, welcome to the seventh Payday child!

And not just any loan would do - Gregory needed the best personal loan money could buy. This was a gorilla after all - and gorillas need special care.

A loan too far

At first the Payday's - especially Alice - were a bit wary of their new simian family member. But Greg put all their fears to rest. He took out a bad credit personal loan to build a safe,m secure cage that no creature could escape from - then he worked nights and weekends to pay off the debt. He applied for yet another personal loan to buy bananas on order form the banana company. Shipments came every wednesday before he got paid, so it was a bad credit personal loan every two weeks to buy the bananas to feed the gorilla caged in the back yard because Greg was too afraid to return it to the zoo. By the eighth week - and the fourth bad credit personal loan spent entirely on bananas - Greg had had enough. he returned the gorilla to the zoo, got fired from h is job and used that as a valuable lesson - never take out bad credit personal loans to feed an animal that isn't rightly yours!